1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:06,838 From the producers of Hair Trigger Cop and Hair Trigger Cop II 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:10,042 comes another pointless exercise in gratuitous violence. 3 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,944 - Goody. - He was just an ordinary cop. 4 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:16,214 Then one day they killed his partner, his wife, 5 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,518 his kids, his parents, - 6 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,353 and his travel agent. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,555 Then they ran over his dog, 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,557 a couple of times. 9 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,760 This time you've gone too far! 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,429 Now he's angry. 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,298 He's way past the boiling point, he's... 12 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,635 Exploding Cop. Coming to a theater near you. 13 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:40,338 No one under 17 admitted unless accompanied by money. 14 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,808 - Yeah, I'm there. - Yeah, me too. 15 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,809 - Me three. - It's a date. 16 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,951 Dad, I've read that seeing all that violence 17 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,747 has a bad effect on kids. 18 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:49,948 Yeah? What a crock. 19 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,084 You've gone too far, Mr. Snuggle Bear. 20 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,754 Where does he dream this stuff up? 21 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,991 Oh, Dad, I need you to sign this consent form 22 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,326 - for wilderness survival camp. - How much? 23 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,294 Daddy, this is not about money. 24 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,130 This is about my summer vacation 25 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,866 and my time of personal growth and enrichment. 26 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,368 - It's more than 100, isn't it? - 350. 27 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,871 But it will help me gain confidence 28 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,473 - and learn who I am. - I can tell you who you are. 29 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,754 Somebody who's not going to get 350. 30 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:22,147 - Why not? - Because $350 is a lot of money. 31 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,415 I know, but... 32 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,717 As a female you don't have a head for figures. 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,086 So let me put it in terms you'll understand: 34 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,055 if it were lipstick it would be, uh... 35 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,792 $350 worth of lipstick. 36 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:34,959 Fine, fine. 37 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:37,262 I'll find a part-time job and pay for it myself. 38 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,297 You find work? 39 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,834 I don't mean to sound patronizing, but... 40 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:45,003 a little girlie thing like you? 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,839 Girlie, girlie, girlie, girlie. 42 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,841 Uh-oh. 43 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,543 This time you've gone too far. 44 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:56,114 She's gonna explode! 45 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,148 Honey, I'm home. 46 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,256 Aaah! 47 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,303 - Ohh! - Ow! 48 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,928 - Ow! - Ooh! 49 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,630 Ahh! 50 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:59,611 Since my dad won't pay for it, I decided to earn my own money. 51 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,113 Charlene Sinclair. Charlene. 52 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,983 - Charlene... - Yeah. 53 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,618 Hey, that's a girl's name, isn't it? 54 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,019 Well, I am a girl. 55 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,587 Now I'm really lost. 56 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,792 Why would a girl want to apply for a job as a busboy? 57 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,939 Because I can do the job as well as any boy 58 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,462 and I should get a fair chance. 59 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:21,065 No, come on, are you seriously suggesting 60 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,502 that a female can load stacks of dirty dishes into a sink? 61 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,848 Anybody can do that. 62 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,340 Wait, did Al our maître d' send you in here? 63 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,008 'Cause he's always pulling these kooky stunts on me. 64 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,144 - Al didn't send me in. - Yes, he did. 65 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,613 Look, I really want to work. 66 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,682 A girl lookin' for a job as a busboy. 67 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:41,019 That guy's twisted. He's a nutcase, huh? 68 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:45,924 Hey, tell Al he's a kook, and I love him! 69 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,592 A bag boy. 70 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,694 Bag boy! 71 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,430 Paperboy, paperboy. 72 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,766 What is this, a riddle? 73 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,903 - Errand boy. - Delivery boy. 74 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:01,006 - Bat boy. - Cow boy. 75 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,573 Mama's boy. 76 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,376 Ball boy. 77 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,844 Cocktail waitress boy. 78 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,885 He was a cop trying to put his life back together. 79 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:17,321 And they killed his second wife, his foster parents, 80 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,791 his adopted son and his therapist. 81 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,225 But he was OK, 82 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,995 until his market ran out of peanut butter. 83 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,330 You're out of crunchy! 84 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:29,333 This time you've gone too far! 85 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,673 Exploding Cop II. 86 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:36,808 Uh... 87 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,810 Cleanup on aisle four. 88 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,382 I wanna explode. 89 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,152 Honey, you're not going to explode. 90 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,888 Wanna bet? 91 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,360 Whoops! Need a diaper, aisle four. 92 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,222 - Hi, everyone. - Hi, sweetheart. 93 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,063 How's the job hunt? 94 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,599 Terrible. There's nothing out there for females. 95 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,167 Now don't get discouraged. 96 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,338 Keep plugging away and you'll find something just wonderful. 97 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,107 That's right, Charlene. I hear they're hiring now... 98 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,142 in your mom's imagination. 99 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,379 - What's that supposed to mean? - She doesn't have a chance. 100 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,841 Haven't you ever heard of the old boys' network? 101 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,317 - What's that? - It's a bunch of old guys 102 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,520 who all went to the same school and belonged to the same clubs. 103 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,834 They all get together and smoke cigars 104 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,069 and do everything they can 105 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,071 to keep females from getting ahead. 106 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,527 Oh, that's just a myth. 107 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,497 You're watching OBN, the Old Boys' Network. 108 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:36,501 Member-supported television dedicated to keeping females in their place. 109 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,636 Oh, we're back. 110 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,205 I'm John Thomas III. 111 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,175 My guests tonight are all captains of industry. 112 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:46,411 And between us we own, um, just about everything, really. 113 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,646 As it should be. 114 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,783 The topic tonight: females. 115 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,284 What's with 'em? 116 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,487 What says you, Johnson? 117 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:58,089 Well, I haven't the foggiest, JT. 118 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,758 You give them a perfectly good kitchen and six kids 119 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,161 and they're still complaining. Harpies one and all. 120 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,199 I hear some of them want to join the workforce. 121 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,035 Good lord, that's all we need. 122 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,103 Pink bulldozers with drapes. 123 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,372 It's not going to happen. 124 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,974 - Are we agreed? - Agreed. 125 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,110 A toast, to our members. 126 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:21,946 - To our members. - Cheers. 127 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,417 They explored both sides of that issue. 128 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,518 Oh, Charlene. 129 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,453 I can't believe this. 130 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,824 Monica was right. There is an old boys' network. 131 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,459 Uh... no, there isn't. 132 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,395 - I just saw it. - OK, there is. 133 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,430 That stinks, Daddy. 134 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,600 Oh, sweetie, honey, cupcake. 135 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,168 Ow! 136 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,806 Look, it's a male's world out there. 137 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,975 I don't like it any more than you do, 138 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,110 but, hey, what you gonna do? 139 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,452 There's no reason a female 140 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,947 can't do the same work a male can. 141 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,983 Oh, please! Can you push down trees? 142 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,551 Can you build tract housing? 143 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,821 Can you hunt down a poor defenseless animal 144 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,824 and shoot him in the back when he's not looking for sport? 145 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,326 Well, I'd like the chance to try. 146 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,129 You can't change the world, sweetheart. 147 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,832 Oh, no? Well, I'm gonna write the Chief Elder 148 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,878 and see what he has to say about it. 149 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,302 Yeah, right. 150 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,904 With all the problems he has, he's going to have time 151 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,873 to read your pathetic little letter. 152 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,641 My fellow Pangaeans, 153 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,177 recently my administration has come under fire 154 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,579 for being unfocused and disorganized 155 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:31,116 in its response to our nation's many woes. 156 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:32,917 I take full responsibility 157 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,320 and pledge that, starting tonight, 158 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:38,323 we will move forward boldly and decisively 159 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:42,060 on the one issue which means most to the Pangaean public, 160 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,529 and that issue is... 161 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,702 equal employment opportunities for females. 162 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,471 And to, um, uh... 163 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,606 Miss Charlene Sinclair, 164 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,876 the thanks of a grateful nation. 165 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:03,648 I called you big, sniveling piles of blubber in here 166 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:07,485 so we can all collectively congratulate Sinclair. 167 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,487 - Hey! Nice job. - Way to go, pally-boy! 168 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,234 Oh, shut up! 169 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,891 Don't you even want to know why? 170 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,827 Did you want us to want to know why, sir? 171 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:19,330 Hess, one day I'm gonna gut you and turn you into luggage! 172 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:22,133 Well, I've always dreamed of traveling with you. 173 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,935 Oh, shut up! 174 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,738 Because Sinclair can't control his daughter, 175 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,639 the Elder has passed a new law 176 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:31,676 requiring that any company that has a federal contract 177 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,045 has to hire females. 178 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:37,782 And guess who just got a big federal contract? 179 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,194 - Uh, Earl? - Earl? 180 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,118 - Way to go, buddy! - Hey, way to go! 181 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,321 Stop talking! 182 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,192 The point is we need female employees pronto. 183 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,361 So there's going to be some personnel changes around here... 184 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:53,597 changes that affect you. 185 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,466 Oh. 186 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,269 - Ah. - I feel like a two-bit floozy. 187 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,204 Don't flatter yourself, Sinclair. 188 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,240 Now you gals pull yourselves together. 189 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:07,078 A government weasel's gonna be here any minute to check up on us. 190 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,615 I suppose I should've gotten pantyhose with the breathable crotch. 191 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:14,218 - I have a pair in the trunk. - Does this handbag to with this hat? 192 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:19,890 All right, here he comes. Now act dainty. 193 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,560 Morning, Mr. Richfield. Good morning, ladies. 194 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,162 Good morning. 195 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,232 As you can see, I'm up to my butt in females here. 196 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,767 So why don't you just cross us off your list, 197 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,836 grab yourself a donut on the way out 198 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,705 and these young lovelies can get back to pushing trees. 199 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,741 Uh, not so fast, Mr. Richfield. 200 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:40,344 You'd be surprised how many companies try to deceive the government. 201 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,915 So if you don't mind, I'd like to ask these ladies 202 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:47,452 a few simple questions designed to verify gender. 203 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:51,056 And why don't we start with, uh... You, Miss, uh... 204 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,191 Earl... Earletta. 205 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,661 Would you step into the examination room, please? 206 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,065 Miss Earletta, 207 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,367 you're driving around at night and you're lost. 208 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,503 Do you ask for directions 209 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,473 or... keep on going? 210 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,342 Well, I'd do the sensible thing 211 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,878 and pull into a gas station and ask directions. 212 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,113 Ah. 213 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,148 Of course, if it hadn't been for my wife 214 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,819 yappin' all the time I wouldn't be lost in the first place. 215 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,622 "Turn around, you missed the exit. Let's go back..." 216 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,357 I mean, my husband. 217 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,893 Mm-hmm. 218 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,763 You have a personal problem that's been bothering you. 219 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,266 Your friend sees you're upset and offers a sympathetic ear. 220 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,701 What do you do? 221 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,437 Well, I bottle it up inside 222 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,651 until it becomes larger than life, 223 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,575 causing me to lash out at those I love. 224 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,978 - Yep. - Yes. 225 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,480 Then I go out and get a tattoo. 226 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,318 All right, miss, you're at a cocktail party 227 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,022 and you feel your pantyhose beginning to run. 228 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,389 What do you do? 229 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,092 Uh, dab it with clear nail polish. 230 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,729 Why, that's... correct. 231 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,311 Yeah. I read it in one of my glamour magazines. 232 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:11,136 They're chock-full of babes in lingerie, you know. 233 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,306 I see no reason to continue this charade. 234 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,008 Good! Well, then, if we have your approval 235 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,212 - we can get back to work. - Richfield, this is a disgrace! 236 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,481 The law requires that you employ at least one female, 237 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,350 and none of these even come close. 238 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,586 Well, except for the guy in the polka dots. 239 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,724 I'm afraid I'll have to recommend cancellation of your contract. 240 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,026 Excuse me, um, Daddy? 241 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,195 Here's that sports bra you called about. 242 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,398 There, there! That's one of our female employees now! 243 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:44,469 I see. And what exactly is her position here? 244 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,370 Position? Uh, well, uh... 245 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,240 Um, she is... She has a very important position. 246 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,842 She's the, uh... She's the supervisor. 247 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,113 You mean she's our boss? 248 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,481 Uh-huh. 249 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,389 Jeez. Twenty years stuck in the same job, 250 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,092 and my daughter becomes my boss in 20 seconds. 251 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,994 What do you make of that? 252 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,930 It's like your life is a series of meaningless events 253 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:16,901 leading up to a moment of utter futility and disappointment. 254 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,303 - Just checking. - Ah. 255 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,838 It's funny, you know. 256 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,741 Charlene is your boss, so you have to listen to her. 257 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,110 - Yeah. - Uh, but you're her father, 258 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,911 so she has to listen to you. 259 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:31,282 Hey, you know, in a way that makes you your own boss. 260 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,252 Oh, or Charlene her own daughter. 261 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,186 Roy, I think you're on to something. 262 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,523 - I didn't mean... - No, no, no, no, no. 263 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,493 No, don't you see? Charlene's just a little girl. 264 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,229 She has to take guidance from her father. 265 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,364 - Yeah. - Now if the guidance I pass on 266 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,033 just happens to be of benefit to us... 267 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,479 Ah. 268 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,371 Excuse me, workers, gather 'round, everyone. 269 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,639 Uh, workers, gather 'round, please. 270 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,842 If I can have everyone's attention. 271 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,347 I just want you all to know that as your new supervisor 272 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,982 I plan to be tough but fair. 273 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,984 I believe that... 274 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,220 Uh, sweetheart, that's a very nice speech, 275 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,289 but, uh, it's almost one o'clock. 276 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,659 Uh... but what happens at one o'clock? 277 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:18,663 Oh, honey. You're the supervisor, you should know these things. 278 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,065 Well, I'm kinda new at this. 279 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:25,537 Well, normally it would be time for lunch, but, uh, today is... 280 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,638 - Tuesday. - Hup! 281 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,073 Takeoff Tuesday. 282 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,941 Yeah, it's the one day of the week 283 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,110 where we take off right after lunch. 284 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,147 Is it 1:00 already? 285 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,284 Gee, I'd better hurry home. The wife's gonna worry. 286 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,886 Really? Well, uh, OK, then. 287 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:46,191 I guess I'll see everyone here bright and early tomorrow morning. 288 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,259 - Right. - Oh, well, normally, yes, 289 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,962 but, uh, tomorrow is, um... 290 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,574 - Um... - Waterslide Wednesday. 291 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,031 - Ah. - Yeah, that's it. 292 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,833 I guess I have a lot to learn. 293 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,836 Yep. But we'll be right there to help you along. 294 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,538 - Thanks. - That's right. 295 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,043 ♪ La la, la la 296 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,179 Hi. Charlene? 297 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,524 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 298 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,493 I heard you got a job at Wesayso. 299 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,985 Oh, not just a job. I'm the supervisor. Ha! 300 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,587 What are you doing home in the middle of the day? 301 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,723 We don't have an ironing board at work. 302 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,526 The guys said I could wash and iron their shirts at home. 303 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,996 - You're doing their laundry? - It's Fluff-and-Fold Friday. 304 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,338 You wouldn't believe how much there is to learn 305 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:32,503 about the operational complexities of a large multinational corporation. 306 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,006 Oh, there's my cupcakes. 307 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,540 Cupcakes? 308 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,944 Yes. There's so much baking to do for Dessert Tray Tuesday. 309 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,580 Honey, I think someone's taking advantage of you. 310 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,684 - Who'd want to do that? - ♪ Cupcakes, I love cupcakes 311 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,754 - ♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy... - Mm-hmm. 312 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,289 Oh, hey, listen, sweetheart. 313 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,691 To avoid fights breaking out over the cupcakes, 314 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,427 make sure you spell out the guys' names in sprinkles. 315 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,573 - What? - Yeah. 316 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,064 - Uh-huh. - Daddy! 317 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,444 You and the guys are taking advantage of me. 318 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,735 Nonsense. 319 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,572 By any chance, has somebody been polluting your mind 320 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,407 with her male-hating propaganda? 321 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,076 Earl, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 322 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,244 - Yeah. - Oh, come on! 323 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,113 She's not a real supervisor. 324 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,316 - What?! - She's just a token female. 325 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,518 - Ooh. - Don't worry, honey. 326 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,986 You'll always be Daddy's little token female. 327 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,955 I was hired as a supervisor, 328 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,236 and that's just what I'm going to be. 329 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,194 I can do that job as well as any male. 330 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,464 I'd like everybody's attention. I have an announcement to make. 331 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,866 Things have been a little lax around here, 332 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,336 - and from now on... - Not now, honey, we're busy. 333 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,138 - Uh, left foot, red. - I'm serious. 334 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,006 It's time to start working. 335 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,343 Spin again, Roy. I'm getting a cramp. 336 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,146 Fine, fine! I can see that you boys are busy. 337 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,150 I guess you just don't have time for... donuts. 338 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,663 - Huh? Donuts? - Mmm. 339 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,355 - Yeah. - Wait, guys, don't go. It's a trick! 340 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,823 No, it's not a trick. It's an incentive. 341 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,759 I'll give each one of you a donut 342 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,772 for every tree that you push over. 343 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,997 You're not talking about those bite-size donut gems, are you? 344 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,566 What? No. Full size. 345 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,702 - Day old? - No. Bakery fresh. 346 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,572 Hey! I'm gonna push down a million trees. 347 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,141 Good. 348 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,509 Guys, come back! 349 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,911 You are taking orders from a female. 350 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,314 Traitors! 351 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,585 Daddy, there's a coconut frostie with your name on it. 352 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,654 Not if it was the last donut on Earth. 353 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,789 - Oh. - Uh... 354 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:35,025 - It's not, is it? - No. I'll just leave it out here 355 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,328 in case you change your mind. 356 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,868 Good. Here you go. 357 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,699 - Not bad. - Yeah. 358 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,202 Hey. Great work today, guys. 359 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,537 You've broken the old Wesayso record. 360 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,140 Yeah, well, we owe it all to you, Miss Sinclair. 361 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,409 - Aw, shucks. - Let's hear it for Charlene, 362 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,489 the best tree supervisor we ever had. 363 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,013 - Hey. Hip hip... - Hooray! 364 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,016 - Hip hip... - Hooray! 365 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,818 - Hip hip... - Hooray! 366 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,587 Thanks, guys. 367 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,900 - OK. - Here you go. 368 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,756 - Oh, yeah, thanks. - Great. 369 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,993 - Donuts! - Da...? Oh. 370 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,563 Well, we're finished. 371 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,710 You can punch out and go home now. 372 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,302 Sorry, but that would be taking orders from a female. 373 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,770 Hmm? 374 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,040 There. I believe I'll go home now. 375 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:33,044 OK. Uh-uh-uh! That's for workers. 376 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:37,481 Fine. Don't spoil your dinner, Miss Supervisor. 377 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,917 Fine. Humph! 378 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,658 Sinclair... I mean, Miss Sinclair! 379 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,794 Could I see you in here for a moment? 380 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,129 Sure, boss. 381 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:55,333 Yes, sir? 382 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,001 Since you've joined us, productivity has risen... 383 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,337 - 300 percent. - Oh. 384 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:04,074 At this rate, we'll finish our three-year contract in six months. 385 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:08,145 - No need to thank me, sir. - Thank you?! I'm gonna kill you! 386 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,947 - What? - We're government contractors. 387 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,795 I was just trying to be efficient. 388 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,486 - Don't say that word! - Efficient? 389 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,190 Aaah! The E word is our enemy. 390 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,993 If a contract calls for three years you take four, or eight. 391 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,430 - They expect it. - Sir, I don't understand. 392 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,199 Well, of course you don't. You're a female. 393 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,168 - What? - It took millions of years 394 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,903 for males to get this system down, 395 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,705 and you screwed it up in a week. 396 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,140 That doesn't make any sense. 397 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,843 Oh! Well, perhaps I'm not making myself clear. 398 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,912 How about this? You're fired! 399 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,650 Now get out of here before I rip out your intestines for a jump rope! 400 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,952 Efficient. 401 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,423 - Get out! - Aaah! 402 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,499 - I'm back. - Hi, honey. 403 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,795 Dinner's almost ready. Why don't you wash up? 404 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,198 Oh! Another order from a female. When will this insanity end? 405 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,934 I take it you and Charlene are still having problems. 406 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,637 Why can't you two sit down and reason this out? 407 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,306 Oh, sure. Put me at a disadvantage. 408 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,575 I'll tell you how we're gonna settle this. 409 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,076 She wants to be a guy? 410 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,380 We'll settle it the same way I would with any guy who got in my way. 411 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,993 Hi, I'm home. 412 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,585 OK, Charlene, just you and me, right now. 413 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,953 Rock, paper, scissors. 414 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,755 Charlene, I'm glad you're here. 415 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,491 If you and your father will keep working together 416 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,634 you two need to talk. 417 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,906 Don't worry, Mom, there's no problem. 418 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,497 As of tomorrow we won't be working together anymore. 419 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,433 - Huh? - What? What do you mean? 420 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,868 You mean you're firing me? No, no, please! 421 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,570 I admit it, I was wrong. 422 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,906 A female can do just as good a job as a male. Better, even. 423 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:46,110 Just... Just give me another chance, please! 424 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,813 You weren't fired, Daddy. I was. 425 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,814 Yes! 426 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,817 And not a moment too soon. You were in way over your head. 427 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,156 You're not gonna let me enjoy this, are you? 428 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,394 Your daughter just got fired from her first job, Earl. 429 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,698 It's no big deal. 430 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,900 No, no, honey, it is. 431 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,402 I know exactly what you're going through. 432 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,872 I mean, I wasn't always the great success I am now. 433 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,352 - Hmm? - Really. 434 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,354 I know what it's like to lose a job. 435 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,544 - Ha! - Yeah? 436 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,680 - Or two. - Ahem. 437 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,082 - OK. Seven. - Mm-hmm. 438 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,685 The point is, you were... 439 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,353 a good supervisor. 440 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,589 - Excuse me? - A good supervisor. 441 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,092 - Do you mean that? - Yeah. 442 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,461 And it's tough for me to admit that a female can do 443 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,663 just as good a job as a male. 444 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,700 - And especially your daughter. - Oooh! That was the killer. 445 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,836 - Sure. - But that's all over. 446 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,839 Now you're back to being Daddy's dainty little blossom. 447 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,974 - Dad, I can't... - No, no, let me finish. 448 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,255 And to prove that I've learned my lesson, 449 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,599 Daddy's gonna give you the money so you can go away 450 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,122 on your little summer wilderness whatever. 451 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,284 I don't need it. I can pay for it myself... 452 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,754 - with my severance pay. - Severance? 453 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,256 How much did you get? 454 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:09,260 Let me put it in terms you'd understand: if it were donuts, 455 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,796 it would be $500 worth of donuts. 456 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,465 Wow. 457 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,500 How much is that in brownies? 458 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,480 You know, without Charlene there, 459 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:22,372 I wonder what Mr. Richfield's gonna do about his female hiring quota. 460 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,740 Hmm. 461 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:33,617 Say anything and I'll rip your spine out through your ear!